Dougy...Dougylicious 

Dougy....Dougylicious 

I'm running it!

Geez. Today was the day of the damn yellow light! Everywhere I went I was always getting the guilt that I'm doing something bad if I run that yellow light. damn yellow light - WHY YOU SO MEAN TO ME?! Well near the end of the night, I said what the hell and I RAN YOU! I RAN YOU - YOU DAMN YELLOW LIGHT! HA! Don't hurt me.

My agent was thirty minutes late again today. Big surprise. I signed the contract today. Let's hope this agent is better than the last. So after an hour and a half of discussing, I exited and went home to find my roomie passed out on the couch...I think still drunk. Only to get up twenty minutes later to go to a party. Yes a party at 5:30 pm. Meaning she's wasted by 6:30. Good times.

Went to the beast of burlington's place tonight...aka Sarah's house. We looked at pictures and made fun of her mom. Gotta love Mary - she's not all thery. I was cracking up at the mere fact that Sarah couldn't complete a sentence without hawking up a large gerbil. She's been a little sick lately, so we quarantined her. She likes it though. After leaving her place, I stopped to fill up my gas and decided it would be a good idea to buy hot chocolate and Teryaki flavored beef jerkey. Hmmm, not such a appetizing combo. Nope. I think my car smells like dead flavored cow right about now.

Driving home, I popped in Postal Service. Love that CD. Never fails that I feel like writing songs when listening to them, so I exited 35th st. and headed to Spider House Coffee Shop. So what if it's freezing and my nipples are crying, I'm gonna write. So I did. A cute guy sat near me alone, and then he lit up a swisher cigar. He just didn't seem so cute anymore. But the kitty that ran in between us did. So when I finished my lyrics and my right nipple fell off, I decided to head home. And THAT's when I said SCREW YOU YELLOW LIGHT, YOU'RE MINE! But then I just caught the next one.

Mix me a drink!

Today I arrived at my new agent's place only to wait a half an hour to find out that my appointment is TOMORROW! I KNOW I heard today! But it's alright, cause I met this great person while she was waiting for him also. Her name is Dana and she's from LA and decided to move to Austin cause she absolutely loves it. She's way cool and knows a lot about da biz.

The agency mixer was tonight at Light Bar on Congress Ave. and it was actually a lot of fun. I was worried that I wouldn't know anyone and I'd be sitting in a corner looking into a mirror all night long. But no no no I ended up chatting it up with Chrissy and our new hottie friend Dane who used to play for the NFL. We all threw back the drinks and had a good time...basically by ourselves. We must have looked snobbish sticking to ourselves in the back of the bar....I mean c'mon Chrissy is drop dead gorgeous, Dane is the football player/model, and I'm, well, I'm DOUGYLICIOUS! So yeah, when we heard we looked as if we were being elitists, I couldn't have agreed more. But I am SOOO being modest. No, but it was a fun time, but as all fun times, it came to an end and I said my goodbyes and left.....buzzed......hungry.....and naked. Ok, just buzzed and hungry.

So I arrive at Elias's only to engage in a debate with his roommate Randall...who is a lawyer. The argument, which I shall refer to as a debate, was over the Zilker Park Trail of Lights. He claims it's a waste of time and stupid and blah blah blah. I, being buzzed, am a much better debater and was all ova dat shit. It was fun, cause he told me I'm never going to win this argument, which I could tell just by that comment that i WAS winning. I then told him that everything is a courtroom to him and we ended there. He had a beer, I had a Diet Dr. Pepper. Bliss.