THAT VOICE!

I feel like I've taken a little vacation from my web log here - awww- i'm sorry I didn't mean to neglect you! Well lately I've just been doing the same routine and being totally bored off my ass. My agent hasn't called me back about my audition for the part of young John McCain yet and i'm a little worried that it won't happen now. KNOCK ON WOOD! I'm just so ready to move out to LA cause I can't stand the stagnant industry here. My chances, however small they are, are much better out there because there is so much more to do out there. And right now, I just feel like auditioning all day everyday! What's wrong with that. I just wish it wasn't so damn expensive out there. Otherwise I would have made the move already. I hear an annoying voice in the other room - I can't begin to tell you how annoying this voice is. It's very normal....it just belongs to someone who gets under my skin. On a brighter note - I'm looking great! Working out a lot, eating right, my jaw line is back, so is my sexy eyebrow. hahaha. It feels good to look good. Right Sarah?! Yeah. that was a compliment beast. Okay, I think I'll hit the gym to get away from THAT VOICE!

Jonathan and Victoria from Amazing Race 

OMG I WANNA EAT!

Ok, so I've made it through day 2 of my angry diet....and I WANNA EAT! OMG, this is my hell - not being able to eat what I want. Have I admitted to you that I'm addicted to cheese? It's true, I'm a cheese-a-holic. I'm a sucker for Brie and anything melted between tortillas. Must stop thinking about it....cheese! Naw, it's not THAT bad. But I'm getting there.
Word of advice, avoid going to the gym around 430pm a few days after New Year's. Everyone is trying out their resolution. Shaadi, my roomie, and I were left with stairmasters. No siree. Those SUCK. We did ten minutes on those and then found open eliptical machines. I was lucky enough to get one next to a cute guy. Who actually, now that I think about it, looked much like me. OMG. It was a MIRROR! No, it was a different guy....but I'm still cuter! haha. The gym is such a nice place to visit. Muscles and tight shirts. I should LIVE there.
Shaadi and I watched The Amazing Race tonight. I have never seen it - but am ALREADY HOOKED! I love it. What a great show. I love and hate watching Jonathan and Victoria. He is so mean to her, but I can't get enough of it because she PUTS UP WITH IT! Why?! Throw it back in his face! He claims he's trying to motivate her, but he obviously just has a temper. But as we all know, television doesn't show everything. He probably cuddles her every ten minutes......NAH! He's just mean.
Now I'm about to start watching Resident Evil: Apocalypse with Doug and Elias. Ciao!

Cough Diet Work

Damn, I just had a coughing fit out of nowhere….I was in the bathroom after just washing my hands and I looked in the mirror, smiled, and then KABAAM! COUGH COUGH COUGH!!!! CHOKE!!! COUGH!!! CHOKE!!!! I’m fine. Except for the fact that my already red face was now joined by bloodshot eyes and near tears. And for what? Cause I took a breath.
I started what I call my “ANGRY DIET” today. It’s not fun. But it works. And right now, I won’t be able to get jobs if I don’t look supa-dupa. So here I go. I’ll keep you updated on my transformation. Cause right now, I could definitely drop a few pounds. So wish me luck!
I worked today. What a hassle that was. People were rude. People were cheap. People were UGLY. I mean, if I’m not going to make any money, they could at least be easy on the eyes. Or for that matter – they could make me drool. No. I had crabby people who probably HAVE crabs. I had trash who looked like they rolled in it. However, the customers I did have that were my age were more than a joy to work on because they didn’t expect me to be there every second as other people do. And by older I mean CRABBY,TRASHY, CHEAP customers. I was very tired. Ready to sit on the couch and kick my feetsies up! Now Im watching reruns of the apprentice and drooling over John. Oh my. What a hottie! Oh yeah you know who I’s talking about!

NEW YEAR.....WHAT THE FUCK!

That was my response when I looked in the mirror on January 1st. I had drank so much over the past three days that I looked like a bloated cabbage patch kid. A fat child with yellow fever perhaps. Ugghh. I was disgusted by the mirror when usually I am entranced by it. However luckily I had just boughten some large....very large sunglasses to wear. I felt much better walking around the apartment in those glasses.
Andrew came to visit me for the new year. That's always fun. OMG. I laugh so hard when he's around.....but who doesn't I guess. But I seriously am THE ONE MAN AUDIENCE. You don't NEED anyone else if your joke is funny. Just me, a chair, and a plate of nachos. I will laugh so hard. So Andrew and I created a gift for Sarah....a photo album of what we call "Dead Madonna" which this character Andrew created was a result of re-enacting a video of Madonna's and if she were to hypothetically become deceased.....god forbid. We love you Madonna. But this photo album is quite possibly one of the funniest creations of our time. You can leave me on a raft by myself with this photo album in the middle of an ocean and I will stay entertained until I reach land. I hope that does not happen.
Now I'm back to looking great....except for that thing attatched to my front side....most refer to as my "food baby". Yes my tummy. But gimme a week or two, I'll look like an Lara Flynn Boyle. hahaha. seriously. hair and everything.
Cheers to the New Year - may everyone do well and prosper.....for the better. Sarah that means hit the diet hard!

Love,
D