FIRST AUDITION...well real one

Bout time! So I had this audition today....My ass was worried about the queso and nachos I shoved down my throat before reading that it's a shirtless character - basically he's there because of his body and looks. Well that's a confidence booster/killer at the same time. "Oh great - they like my look...Oh great I don't have a 6 pack!" That's basically what went through my fat head at the same time. So I drank a bajillion bottles of water (which we jacked from the V-cast concert -thanks Verizon!) the night before - ultimately leading to a bad night of sleep do to the constant waking up and trying to find my way to the bathroom in the dark - basically I looked like a sleepwalking mummy who had too much whiskey....but I was sober. So I wake at approx 8:45 and jet over to the Canyon to get a tough morning run uphill and then the stairs - by the end, I once again, looked like a sleepwalking mummy who had too much whiskey and shinsplints! So I rush home and do a bunch of pushups and crunches to tighten everything up a bit more. I dress in the appropriate attire for the role (as you can see) and then ran out the door. Luckily the casting director told me to mime the de-robing parts of the script - PHEW! Now I look great! AWESOME. I delivered a solid performance and laughed a bit with her before making my exit. Now i play the waiting game. Oh BUT I did have a great interview at TOAST - this great cafe off 3rd St with a HUGE menu.....just what i need right? Keep your fingers, toes, and armpit hairs crossed that I get both jobs! Woo Hoo! Chrissy is keeping super busy with auditions and modeling - awww I have such a pretty roommate! But man you should see her wolf down that sweet corn!